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BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE - DISTRESSED DAD HAT (BLACK)
$39.00
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Defy the herd mentality
Born to shit, forced to wipe*; there's a rebellious spirit in those words, a defiance against the rat race. It's a reminder that next time you find yourself knee-deep in the banalities of daily life, remember the mantra: "Born to shit, forced to wipe." And perhaps, just perhaps, you'll find a moment of levity amidst the chaos—a chuckle in the face of the herd mentality.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
- Unstructured 6-panel cap with a low profile
- Soft crown
- 6 sewn eyelets
- 4 stitched rows on the brim
- Adjustable hook-and-loop closure
- Seamed front panel without buckram
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